Bad pickup lines June 24, 2007
Posted by Niels in : Personal , trackbackWith Pickup 101 instructors from all over the world congregated in San Francisco, I was looking forward to going out. I had this mental picture of all the women running out of the bar screaming. “Aaah! Flirting overload!”
We came close. Walking to the Matrix, I told a few other instructors about a terrible idea that I’d been wanting to try for a while. We agreed it was indeed a terrible idea. But for some reason we were particularly amenable to terrible ideas so we all came up with the worst pickup lines we could think of, put them in a hat (actually, my back pocket), and whatever you drew you had to go in with.
“Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
“Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can really see myself in them.”
“I’m so bad at this. So so bad at this!”
“You’re the hottest transvestite I’ve ever seen.”
One that I’ll call Johnny Greaseball that’s so offensive I won’t even write it here.
Yeah, worst idea ever. Which is not to say we couldn’t make the lines work, but I think I’m going to have to perform about twenty acts of random kindness this week to restore the karma balance.
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