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Stalker update January 26, 2007

Posted by Niels in : Beauty and the Geek, Photos , trackback


lauren shirt niels_tattoo.jpg

Lauren has been busy.

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1. Lisa - January 26, 2007

That is a very cute shirt. She should sell them online. I would buy one. LOL. I’m so jealous at the famous stalkers, but she’s cute.

2. A - January 26, 2007

I think that’s a LIL too much…

3. Dave - January 26, 2007

I have to agree; we’re starting to cross the obsession line… Tattoos, typically are the “non-removable without expensive lasering” type.

Seriously … what the hell?

4. Dave - January 26, 2007

I take that back. On the bright side, she is too busy stalking Niels to pose any sort of danger to anyone else.

5. gotrice? - January 26, 2007

calm down ppl. its a fake tattoo.

6. Amy - January 26, 2007

that’s probably not even her body…obsessed is the correct term. psycho is better.

7. Dave - January 26, 2007

we don’t know it’s a fake tattoo.

8. Julie - January 26, 2007

yeah, it looks like its has been computerized.. and its kind of creepy..

9. gotrice? - January 26, 2007

Dave, it is. she commented on niels myspace and sed so herself that it was fake

10. Jackie - January 26, 2007

She just wants attention. And she has successful gotten her attention from Niels.
Now, about the shirt, it is HOTT, just not the girl that’s wearing it.

11. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

OMG NIELS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, MARRY ME !!

I received a perfect score on my SAT also! I graduated from Blair in the CAPS program, not magnets though but considerably smart! Marry me!!!!!!!

12. Jane - January 26, 2007

NIELS MINE !!!!!!

13. Kimberly - January 26, 2007

The heart is ugly…
someone has way too much time on their hands…

14. Johnny - January 26, 2007

PSH i dont think so girlfriends.. HE’S MINE! im bring him home to mama!!

15. Kimberly - January 26, 2007

I must agree with Amy. That is most definitately not her body. Even if it is, getting a tattooed of a guy’s name who isn’t even their husband is dumb. I thuoght Niels doesn’t like dumb girls……………….

16. A - January 26, 2007

Well, she’s not ugly but getting a tattoo just seems desperate. I thought the t-shirt was kind of cute. She’s just a fan, I dont think that people should take that pic that seriously.

17. Kimberly - January 26, 2007

Nobody’s taking this seriously. We just think that it’s way over the top. Watch, when she puts that shirt in the washing machine , bye bye t shirt. it’ll just end up saying
“I OV N ELS”

18. -h - January 26, 2007

Oh, leave the girl alone. It was up to Niels to post it - as long as he’s fine with it, who are we to judge?

19. Julie - January 26, 2007

well its obvious that he enjoys it.. cuz he hasnt call the cops.

20. Dave - January 26, 2007

MagnetChick up there obviously didn’t graduate from the CAP program; she’d know better than to refer to it as the CAPS program. And further - why MagnetChick instead of CAPChick?

Seriously, WTF? Do you even KNOW what CAP stands for without looking it up?

21. the original stalker, lauren - January 26, 2007

wow.

i didnt even know this blog or these comments were here.
but let me clear something up for all the people so obviously disstressed [and dearly concerned] about my well being and competence.

first of all, the tattoo was a harmless joke.
go to http://www.imagechef.com/ if you don’t believe me.
[you can even make one yourself]
it took all of two seconds to type Niels’ name and a heart, so i dont think that is considered obsessive.
also anyone who would actually permanently mark their body with a ‘tramp stamp’ or a guy’s name [even their husband's] is ridiculous. i would never imagine doing that.

as far as the shirt goes, i just like making shirts and i wanted to make a Niels fan shirt. i am a fan. so sue me. i dont think it is so crazy. plus niels is a cool name.
and everyone who comments would probably buy a shirt if i sold them. i wouldnt mind if other people had ‘i heart niels’ shirts. i also have a ‘niels hoven’s stalker’ shirt. its pretty cute as well.

and thanks for everyone who keeps calling me ugly.
at least you said the shirt was cute… ;-)

so hope you all enjoyed my pleasant little update.

22. sineplol - January 26, 2007

ur obsessive stfu and gdif

23. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

I wasn’t preferring to the Magnet program idiot. Magnet has more then just ONE meaning. use the dictionary if you have the time, if not, steal a dictionary and educate yourself.And yes i do know what CAPS stands for.
Communication Arts Program.

I went to blair i know what it stands for idiot.
And Dave trying to call me stupid isn’t very reasonable. Lets referr back to what you said earlier, and I quote “We don’t know if its a fake tattoo”

How can you NOT know? …please stop being dumb. Even a five years old can tell it’s fake.

24. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

I meant to type referring not preferring*

25. sineplol - January 26, 2007

wow i could bake cakes with ur knowledge

26. the original stalker, lauren - January 26, 2007

i dont even know what gdif means. is that just random typing?
like adhasfja.

i think it is perfectly fine for me to comment on blogs for which i am the subject. so i will not ’stfu’, as you so elegantly put it.

much love ;-)

27. the original stalker, lauren - January 26, 2007

I wish I was fat.

28. sineplol - January 26, 2007

nah u dont wanna be fat

29. Kimberly - January 26, 2007

Lauren, you write one massive long essay. and you do indeed to need to stfu. I’m tired of you and your obsessions. I’ve read some of your comments for Niels before. You don’t love him so please indeed STFU. You only like him because he was on a reality tv show. I mean I’m pretty sure there are some “hott” geeks living around you. why don’t you just go chase after them.

I’m fond to see/hear that you are well aware of your “ugly” looks. Now please go do something about it. …….psycho lady.

30. sineplol - January 26, 2007

ask magnetchick to bake some cakes for ya if u do though

31. the original stalker, lauren - January 26, 2007

you’re right. let me go chase after Piao now.

32. sineplol - January 26, 2007

noob

33. the real lauren? what? oh yeah, people can just use my name for this... - January 26, 2007

yeah the whole aspect of being able to choose your own name for each comment is really funny, enabling people to type whatever they want and say that i said it…
thats really mature.

if you are so bothered by me posting on Niels wall and watching him on TV [both harmless things] then why are you reading this blog and all these comments? lol. just get over it and ignore it? seems like the best option.

34. sineplol - January 26, 2007

thats the real world for ya….. noob

35. lauren is definitely a fatty - January 26, 2007

touch my tralala, biatch.

36. S - January 26, 2007

I wonder when comments will be disabled….

I always thought it rude to argue in a journal/blog that isn’t your own. Ah, but here I am contributing to the pointless comments. It’s just as bad.

Anyway, hello Niels. I’ve been enjoying the show, but I’ve been enjoying your blog more so. I really liked your blog about taking time out, each day, to reflect on who/what you want to be and how to get there. I’ve decided to give it a whirl to see what an impact it may make in my life and decisions.

Take care.

37. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

I’m glad to see that you managed to distinguish between “referring” and “preferring”; this will get you far. FYI - I actually *went* to the Communication Arts Program; back then, it was considered a “signature program” opposed to a Magnet.
During my second year, CAPOnline had gotten started and Mr. Lloyd was embroiled in a “professionalism” dispute over an episode of “Shades of Gray”; as a result of this, WBNC couldn’t do live shows.
During my third year, WBNC radio had just gotten started.

Anyway - before you decide that you have the need to lash out at people by calling them “idiots” (repeatedly) or “five year olds”, I suggest that you take some typing courses and expand your vocabulary. Your obvious need in both categories is quite unbecoming of you.

Sincerely,

Dave

38. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

Dave,
Why are you giving us a background info about the CAP program?
Nobody ask you about it….

39. R - January 26, 2007

Lauren, begging for Niels to write back on your wall is not cute yet sounds very desperate. Even though it IS a harmless thing to do, I wonder if you notice how stupid you made yourself looked…

40. Amy - January 26, 2007

for the Lauren girl. Great job stalking him =). Successfully won the title of “Crazy Stalker” . Thous, I don’t think that is something to even be proud of.

Dave, stop picking on fights with young ladies, it also shows how immature you can be.

41. Poetrythug - January 26, 2007

You know you’ve made it when people post flame wars on your blog. Congrats, Niels!

42. cher - January 26, 2007

I love it when Niels reply back to my msgs. He just makes my day even if its a short “oh my!”.

43. cher - January 26, 2007

I’m actually jealous of Lauren for her “crazy stalker girl” title. At least she’s standing out from the crowd (of fans) and getting Niels’ attention. And for THAT,Lauren, I applaud you.
I wouldn’t want my msgs to Niels to be sent to the trash like any other msgs. But *sigh*, i’m so NOT original and creative.

44. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

Your mistake this time was using incorrect tense when you typed “ask” when you meant to type “asked”; for someone who allegedly went to the Communication Arts Program, you either really can’t type or simply don’t know how to use grammar properly. One would *think* that Dr. D’Angelo taught you better. Further, wasn’t the SAT reformulated to incorporate some sort of “writing” section which would then in turn have tested one’s mastery of grammar?

For what it’s worth, I’m the real deal. You on the other hand could simply be some poser-yahoo posing as a CAP student thereby giving the CAP a bad name. (No, the irony is not lost on me.) At any rate, it’s pretty clear that you’ve already foxtroted up the “I got a perfect score on the SAT” lie and have therefore lost any credibility whatsoever.

My advice to you is to spend more time learning and less time watching “Gilmore Girls” or “One Tree Hill” or “Everwood” on the CW.

Sincerely,

Dave

45. cher - January 26, 2007

But keep watchin BEAUTY AND THE GEEK!! :-) team Niels (woohoo) and Jennylee (bleh)!!!!!!!!

46. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

Dave, really who types with perfect grammars online? Typing and writing are two different things. I don’t go online and type messages to people so I can impress the readers with my “perfect” grammar usage. Get over yourself, geek.

I spend 80% of my time studying, I use the last 20% getting out into the REAL WORLD . You on the other hand have no life but to sit on your ass and correct other people’s grammars. Write to Niels, get some advice on how to get a girl or something.

47. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

I ROFLMAO @ you.

If you’re attempting to insult me by calling me a Geek, then you clearly see “Geek” as a bad thing… which brings us to this next question - do you have something against Geeks?

Please do the world a favor and lay off the Hater-ade.

Sincerely,

Dave

PS: The REAL WORLD is nothing at all like the MTV depiction. So I suggest you stop watching that programme as well.

PPS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mBGODdzzVw

48. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

How stupid can you be? I’m not speaking about the reality tv show, i’m speaking about getting out into the real world, where there are actual people who I can interact with not look at the idiot box and watch their lives. It’s interesting how you do know so much and many tv shows. Let me guess, you like to sit on your ass and watch them?

Little worthy advice:
Get off the computer, and go somewhere. I repeat Email Niels, ask him for some girl advice, get new friends…REAL FRIENDS, ones that you can actually hold a conversation in person. Cast members on reality tv shows does not count as friends.

49. signme - January 26, 2007

hahahaha! this is hiliarious! dave she got you on that one….if you’re going to insult someone, read their comments CAREFULLY.

MagnetChick

50. signme - January 26, 2007

…MagnetChick you are a NOOB!

51. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You’re really too much; nonetheless, you prove my point. Any one who was ever in the CAP program would know a lot about TV because… surprise, surprise, that was only a pretty big component of the “Broadcast Journalism” curriculum; if your claim about being in the “CAPS” program was true… well, you would have known that already.

You didn’t, ergo you’re nothing more than a poser fan-girl who is currently in the process of throwing a temper tantrum.

Sorry to have burst your bubble.

Sincerely,

Dave

52. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear Signme,

I did read her comment carefully. If you read my comment carefully, you’d realize that I in fact did know that she meant “the real world” as in reality, and not the MTV reality series and that my twisting of her words by making the allusion to said reality show was simply to piss her off (because only dumb kids watch “The Real World” on MTV) by implying that she watches that crap.

Obviously it worked.

Sincerely,

Dave

53. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You should also make the effort to cut down on “Laguna Beach” and “My Sweet Sixteen” as well.

Sincerely,

Dave

54. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

Is it not amazing that you know such girly tv shows? Haha…get a life. You need one.

55. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

Res Ipsa Loquitur.

Sincerely,

Dave

PS: Stop being a Niels hater.

56. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

LMAO! Did you run out of things to say back to me that you had to use another language? Obviously you are ignorant. I never said I hated Niels. If you would scroll back up to the top, my first comment was saying “I love Niels” . Then implied that I was in the CAP program, next you came along trying to prove yourself right and causing all this stupid non sense.

You need to learn how to stay out of people’s business and comments.

57. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You really ought to quit while you’re still behind.
The following are responses to your alleged points (which incidentally happen to be quite pointless):

Did you run out of things to say back to me that you had to use another language? Obviously you are ignorant.
Hmm. Because I used another language, I’m ignorant. I suppose this makes sense in your delusion of “the real world”.

my first comment was saying “I love Niels”
Because you said you love Niels, you love Niels. Riiiiight.

Then implied that I was in the CAP program,
Sentence Fragment. (but Sentence Fragment is a sentence fragment!)

all this stupid non sense
Nonsense is two words.

You need to learn how to stay out of people’s business and comments.
I ought to take advice from a total stranger on the intar-webb? Sounds like sound advice… coming from a total stranger… in the intar-webb.

Consider yourself schooled.

Sincerely,

Dave

58. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

There’s one thing i learned from the “Beauties” on the show is that geeks will always act superior amongst other..

You have proven that’s a correct interruptation.

Seriously, this is a comment blog not school. Going around trying to teach other people how to form a sentence is in fact, pathetic. If you think you’re so great at it and the fact that you can’t stand other people’s grammatical errors —-become a teacher . Don’t sit on your ass and correct strangers online. It shows you have no life.

59. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

Please, post some more. You’re doing society a great service by providing everyone with comic relief.

Case in point:

You have proven that’s a correct interruptation.

Interruptation?
Good strategery.

I must remark however that with neologisms like that, I hope you never run for president.

Sincerely,

Dave

PS: I’m sure the subtleties in this comment will elude you. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll figure them out in few decades, give or take.

In all seriousity though, please grow up.

60. Biggie Smalls - January 26, 2007

Hey, Magnet, you’re not the one making a fool out of yourself here, so just stop arguing with this guy. You seem to have too much going for you to waste your time with some jealous dude who reads and argues on a blog all day. Enjoy the Niels love :)

61. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear Biggie Smalls,

I’m curious - What’s exactly is there to be jealous of? Care to elaborate or ennumerate?

Sincerely,

“Dave”

62. sweet thaang - January 26, 2007

“I received a perfect score on my SAT also!”

Not only did MagnetChick not graduate from the CAP program, but I don’t believe she received a perfect score on her SAT. There are so many grammatical errors in her comment!

63. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

It doesn’t matter how you type online. IT IS the internet. One cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet.

64. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

HAHAHA Niels is definitely enjoying this!

65. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You ought to go argue with yourself for a while and try to reconcile your contradictory statements (eg that “one cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet” and the numerous instances where you have called people Geeks, stating they have no life, etc…).

Sincerely,

“Dave”

66. friscobebe - January 26, 2007

lol so much drama. I wonder if people will argue up to 100th comment from the rate that it’s going..

67. Amy - January 26, 2007

haha i know right….one tiny blog went crazy

68. MagnetChick - January 26, 2007

Well Dave why don’t YOU shut the hell up and do something with your life. This argument is getting old.
Okay so you have better grammar then I do (online)…big wowie…. *yawn* sadly nobody’s impressed……

69. Sunil - January 26, 2007

Wow, Niels, you’ve got yourself some blogwank. Good for you!

I think you’ve got a stalker on TWoP, too. helen036 loves you and your team a great deal.

70. Dave - January 26, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

Didn’t you just say, “one cannot judge another based on what is seen over the internet”? Yet here you are, telling me to “do something with my life”? Can you explain to me how exactly this “sadly nobody’s impressed” comment come into play?

IMHO, you’re judging another based on what you see over the internet. Further, you’re projecting your frustration on other people (over the internet).

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS: Again, this is the second time you’ve lost your cool. Way to go, you!

PPS: The admission that your grammar sucks clearly makes the case that you’re nothing but a fraud and a phony; the attempt to pose as a CAP student was pretty pathetic and the perfect SAT ruse was absolutely ludicrous. If anyone needs to do anything with their life, it’s clearly you;

71. someindividuale - January 27, 2007

shut up
not niels though

72. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

hahah i didn’t lose my cool. you’re funny, dave. in terms of who lost their “cool”, it simply seems as if its you. for the fact that you have to state and analyze every sentence I say. does it REALLY bother you that i cant type..

you are easily bothered by my grammatical errors. lmao.

73. Jennifer - January 27, 2007

Dave seems like a stupid guy, just ignore what he has to say, Magnet. He’s just upset that he has nothing to do but to argue with some random stranger online about their sentence fragment.

74. gotrice? - January 27, 2007

dave, but GOT OVER IT. ur taking this too seriously. no body cares that much about grammer. and magnetchick, dont waste ur time.

75. weqo - January 27, 2007

doing my part to try to get this up to 100 :P

those ‘arguments’ were entertaining…helped me kill 10mins, or so lol. and all i can say is they both have lot to learn from themselves.

76. R - January 27, 2007

hahah i’ll contribute to that 100 comments idea!!

Niels is hott ..i’m going to track him down on his next marathon and run right next to him. As soon as i see him i will jump on him and grab him and never let go.

I will then kidnap that sexy beast and make him marry me……

oh my dear loving geek

77. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear posters in posts 71-75,

Here are my responses -

Post 71: That certainly was constructive; just an observation but people rarely shut up when other people tell them to shut up.
Post 72: How did I lose my cool? As I recall, I haven’t felt the need to tell anyone to “shut up” or use any profanity.
Post 73: Magnet is obviously unable or unwilling to ignore me; the only thing thicker than the irony here is you.
Post 74: ur post likeh totally makes no sense. fer sur.
Post 75: How much are you willing to bet that these bimbos aren’t going to let this drop anytime soon?

75.1 - Magnet is not capable of learning anything new; she clearly can’t see past her ignorance and really lacking in emotional control.
75.2 - I don’t really have that much to learn from myself. The point of this exercise was to:

1 - expose obvious fraud (the whole CAP and SAT thing)
2 - have MagnetChick make herself look stupid with her contradictions every other post and her obvious lack of mastery of the English Language - which goes back to point number 1 - in which we show that MagnetChick is/was neither a CAP student nor did she have a perfect SAT score.

Final assessment: Mission accomplished!

Sincerely,

“Dave”

78. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

HAHAHHA DAMN someone has absolutely NO LIFE but to respond to comments each person had to say….wow. hahahahahahhahaa

79. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

Funny, i dropped this but you can’t help yourself but to continue….

80. Whatever - January 27, 2007

I agree with both of them. Dave seems like he has nothing else to do but to reply to people’s comments. And Magnet does seem to be a poser magnet student.

81. LOL - January 27, 2007

Dave is stupid. He needs to drop dead.

82. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

if you guys read dave’s comments carefully u can tell he has some grammatical errors too….but of course everyone has smething to do but to sit and correct it. =).

83. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

When did you drop this? I don’t think I got the have gotten the memo.
If you ask me, the only thing that drops around here is the average IQ every time you post.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS:The fact of the matter is that you will simply be unable to stop replying so long as I keep posting. But since I’ve already succeeded in making you make yourself look like a complete and utter fool, you can consider this my last post in this thread.

Everyone can draw their own conclusions when you reply to this.

84. friscobebe - January 27, 2007

lol Side Question. Does Dave enjoy torturing MagnetChick or something? Just stop provoking the poor girl to respond to your every, “supposedly” final judgement. Obviously, she shortened her latter messages because these arguments are getting repetitive and pointless. And, why do you care if she did or didn’t went to a CAP school? It’s not as if you’re Niels! Gosh…

85. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

HAHAHAHAAAA. Do you think I’d fall for that?

86. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear Frisco,

Why do employers fire their employees if they’re caught with fake diplomas that one can get on the Internet?

Simply put, the CAP wouldn’t be caught admitting trash like MagnetChick and her ilk.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS - FYI, Niels wasn’t in the CAP program; CAP and Magnet are two different programs.

87. gotrice? - January 27, 2007

dave, just stop. everyone is telling u to stop. y dont u just take thier advice and go sit in ur lonely corner and argue about the difference between CAPS and magnets BY YOURSELF. NO BODY GIVES A SHxT ABOUT IT HERE!

88. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

Dave, Frisco didn’t even say that Niels was in the CAP program, obviously you have some reading problems as well.

But then again, LOOK everyone! Dave is trying to pick on another fight…..i think its time….he gets his ass off the computer!

89. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You took the bait twice; I don’t have to bother.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

Dear Gotrice?,

Obviously, this is your feeble attempt to get into MagnetChick’s pants; too bad you haven’t grown any.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

90. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

What an immature response to Gotrice.

91. Egon Spengler - January 27, 2007

YOUR MOTHER!

92. xtc - January 27, 2007

UR FACE!

93. BLT - January 27, 2007

Yallz are G@y. Stop hatin’ on everyone. Where is all the love and donuts?!

niels u Sizzlin’ HOtt. Let me holla at chu.

94. G'hetto - January 27, 2007

Who knowz - maybez BLT and Isaiah Washington both best be going to rehab… coz they be two screwed up mofoz. LOLz.

95. Ivana - January 27, 2007

shes scary and ugly. omfg????

96. urcute - January 27, 2007

ur cute

97. Kelly - January 27, 2007

dave, you’re so annoying you make this blog all about how you have to be correct….

98. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear Kelly,

You’re wrong.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

99. Anonymous - January 27, 2007

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100. Cher - January 27, 2007

I’m the 100th post! Do I get a present or something? Perhaps a hug from Niels? :D

101. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear Cher,

Maybe you should write the Wikipedia entry on Niels… if one doesn’t already exist.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

102. Cher - January 27, 2007

I prefer a hug from Niels :)

103. Anonymous - January 27, 2007

Dave, this blog is about Niels, not if you are correct or not. Show some respect. This isn’t a place for you to “own” or what not. What is it up to you? It’s none of your business so stop starting “beef”. People could choose to like anyone or say anything they wish. It is not like they ever did anything to you. No one is going to cry in a corner if you stop talking. Stop wasting blog space because I’m almost sure Niels doesn’t care if you stop yelling at people and saying how right you are. Go save global warming or something and honestly STFU.

BTW: NIELS ROCKS!! and that shirt is seriously really awesome.

104. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

Amen!

105. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear Anonymous,

You obviously care what I think because you clearly can’t stop responding to me. By your own standards, aren’t you showing disrespect by focusing on me and simultaneously “wasting blog space” by responding to me?

In summary n00bie, this may take some getting used to … but I’m right, you’re wrong, get over it!

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS: I wasn’t aware that I was ever yelling. Are you hearing voices which shouldn’t be there?

106. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

Wow Dave has a very high ego. Speaking of voices, did you hear my voice rising? ….

Well Dave, you’re the one who needs to get over it because the fact is you have no life but to respond to EVERYONE’s comment on this blog.

107. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

I appreciate the extra attention, but right now I don’t need a fan club, much less any stalkers.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

108. MagnetChick - January 27, 2007

Who said i admire you…….wow so cocky. Hope u drop dead =)

109. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

You’re funny… and by funny I mean “mentally challenged”.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS: Is “drop dead” the best thing you all can come up with? If you ask me, it’s pretty weak.

110. Anonymous - January 27, 2007

Dave, anonymous is not a name. No one said all the anonymous responses were from the same person. You’re trying to get technical with me? And was I mainly focusing on you? If you do recall, I also responded to the blog post. I don’t suppose you being right all the time has anything to do with Niel’s and his stalker. I suppose you think it is really cool to fight online and act like you own, but lord knows you need to get a life. “Oh, look at me! I’m Dave and I like to start stuff online! I’m so hardcore! And guess what? I’m ALWAYS right!” Yea, really cool. >.>

And I will stress my point, that t-shirt is really awesome and pretty! Ebay? =)

111. Dave - January 27, 2007

Dear Anonymous,

No one said all the Dave responses were from the same person either.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

PS: Dave owns? I’m glad Dave makes you feel that way.

112. Anonymous - January 27, 2007

I’d have to agree with Dave on this one. You’re only as stupid as you feel. Or in your case, as pwned as you feel.

113. Anonymous - January 27, 2007

Indeed. MagnetChick obviously can’t shut her piehole and MagnetChick’s anonymous groupies can’t stop feeding her. What’s up with that anyway?.

114. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

lol You people are doing a good job of making Niels blog famous. Keep up the good work!

115. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Go figure Anonymous, but it’s patently obvious that the truth hurts.

That being said, you won’t be seeing MagnetChick and her groupies on reality TV any time soon only because MagnetChick obviously lives in a fantasy world where she’s a CAPS student and recieved a perfect SAT score.

116. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Hmm I think someone needs to get to the mental hospital.. ahem

117. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I haven’t been keeping up with this thread … but what?

MagnetChick fantasizes about being a CAPS student and recieving a perfect SAT score in a feeble attempt to curry Niels’ favor?

MagnetChick - let me break it down for you - you’ll never get laid and you will die alone. As for being a CAPS student and getting a perfect SAT score… geez, of all the possible things you could aspire to, you chose those two?

What a joke…

118. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I second that, Anonymous. MagnetChick and friends need an involuntary admission, STAT.

119. A - January 28, 2007

Dave must be hallucinating about him being Niels lol Get over it. You’re not Niels’ spokesperson and never will be!

120. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

How is Dave hallucinating about him being anything, much less being a Niels’ spokesperson?

Am I missing something?

121. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Yeah. I’m not seeing it either. All Dave ever did was lay the smackdown on all MagnetChick’s candyass.

122. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

No. Dave did more than lay the smackdown on MagnetChick’s candyass. Dave made the mistake of dispelling MagnetChick’s illusion too quickly. Obviously, MagnetChick couldn’t handle reality, took things a bit too personally, and had a nervous breakdown as a result of all of this.

Shame on you, Dave. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

123. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

So … anyone want to go for some beers or something?

124. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Sure. How about Lot 17?

125. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Nah. I was thinking more like Silky’s.

126. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Bar crawl!

127. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

We could ask MagnetChick to come… but last time I checked, they didn’t let 12 year olds into bars

128. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Good one!

129. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

lolz. wait a sec - if she’s 12 years old, then she probably hasn’t taken the SAT yet, has she?

130. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Doofus. We already established that point. Way to be Captain Obvious, Captain Obvious.

131. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Tard. STFU.

132. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

you STFU.

133. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

No, you STFU.

134. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Who, me?

135. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

No, not you. You!

136. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

It’s not you. It’s me.

137. A - January 28, 2007

I think we’re getting off topic here. I hope you all realize that your idiocy is starting to rival that of MagnetChick’s.

138. A - January 28, 2007

1) For someone who doesn’t really know Niels seems to be awfully obsessed with Niels’ fans. 2)SAT scores aren’t everything, it’s a bias test anyway.. (especially the old one) It doesn’t accurately measure how one will succesfully perform in college 3)Dave has no shame for arguing on and on about how his sorry-butt has nothing better to do than to dominate Niels’ comment boards 4)PEOPLE come on..just get on with ur lives already! I think the whole commotion over this dave/superchik fight can be considered as a tie breaker. lol

139. Shelby - January 28, 2007

I’ve found a new source of entertainment! Dave vs. MagnetChick - keep doing what you’re doing until we declare a winner. This is good stuff.

P.s. - MagnetChick, don’t be a hypocrite. You’re wasting your own life by telling Dave to get a life. We’re all bored here, so just live with it.

140. A - January 28, 2007

Yeah. We realized that. We did it deliberately because there’s this thing called “satire”… you may have heard of it.

141. A - January 28, 2007

Wait a second - someone took my handle. Rat bastard!

142. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Satire? You mean you were deliberately acting stupid just to prove a point? Point being how arguments on the internet can go on and on and not have any sort of significance in reality because despite the number of times you tell someone to STFU, they won’t STFU because you have no frickin’ way to enforce anything at all?

How novel.

Well, I must say, you certainly out-mocked everybody here.

143. Ken Jennings - January 28, 2007

A in #138,

Can you rephrase your answer in the form of a question?

Ken Jennings

PS: Can I have Potpourri for $100?

144. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Ken Jennings?

Do you honestly think these people actually knows who Ken Jennings is, much less are familiar with Jeopardy?

145. Stone Cold Steve Austin - January 28, 2007

What?

146. A - January 28, 2007

147. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Hey. I know! Let’s go set Mario’s comics on fire.

148. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Better idea. Let’s go set the tissues in MagnetChick’s bra on fire.

149. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Why would MagnetChick need to wear a bra, much less stuff it with tissu…

Oh. I knew that.

How long do you suppose a fire like that would go for?

150. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

According to RAND calculations, a fire like that would sufficient to heat five homes in New England for approximately 13 and a half days, give or take an hour based on the number of tissues stuffed into those bras.

151. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

So what you’re saying is that MagnetChick is as flat as an ironing board?

152. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

In so many words, yes.

153. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

So what do her groupies see in her other than her being in the CAPS program and having a perfect SAT score?

154. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

You’d have to ask her groupies. But I’m sure it’s best left to their twisted collective imagination…

155. A - January 28, 2007

Ok that bra comment is so inappropriate! If you’re gonna argue, keep it decent.

156. real anonymous - January 28, 2007

Everyone can just either shut up or keep going on and saying how oh, this person is being a hypocrite or this person shouldn’t be saying something or whatever. I’m sure someone is going go attack me by saying that I shouldn’t be saying this because whats it up to me to say this on Niel’s blog and if I had a life, I wouldn’t be interfering or something stupid like that. Well, whatever. Everyone could just act mature and stop arguing or do whatever you think is “hardcore”. No one cares who has a point. -.-;;

157. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I was just going over those RAND calculations of yours… tissues obviously wouldn’t burn that long unless they were coated with oil. Are you also implying that MagnetChick is fat too?

158. Fake Anonymous - January 28, 2007

All you other Anonymi are just imitating
So won’t the real Anonymous please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

159. Extremely Real Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I think “real anonymous” should simply be ignored. But god, who goes to such lengths to identify themself as “real anonymous” while attempting to stay “anonymous”?

That’s kind of self-defeating, is it not?

160. A - January 28, 2007

YAY.. Niels is gonna get more famous! Woo-hoo. Make his dream of being in the top ten most searched person come true. =)

161. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Actually, the hilarity here stems from the fact that most of us are sticking with one-liners. For the studio audience, this signifies that

a) we don’t care
b) the pissed off people only have the capacity for one liners.

162. Dave - January 28, 2007

Dear “real anonymous” in #156,

WAH.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

163. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Yay! Dave’s back. We have the situation under control though.

164. A - January 28, 2007

Will this comment board reach to 500? lol Stay tune till next three days..

165. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

No, I think 200 is as far as it goes. MagnetChick will probably spend the rest of the night crying on front of a mirror because she looks like Cici, only flat.

166. Ruby - January 28, 2007

LMAO wow. this blog went from the obsessions of Lauren to the whole point of whether magnethcick was a CAP student to Dave and his “get a life” …to some other random crap. such entertainment!!

167. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

Dave has no dick.

168. Ruby - January 28, 2007

At the rate this is going…..this blog might just get 500 comments with no relation to the blog entry itself.

169. Dave - January 28, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

Don’t be mad that I made you look like a fool. Just admit I’m right and you’re wrong.

Sincerely,
“Dave”

170. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Dave…you sound so hott……roar baby do you have a facebook?

171. Jennifer - January 28, 2007

Ruby are u trying to be a Dave fan?

172. A - January 28, 2007

magnetchick=victim
Dave=Picked an easy target.

Case Closed!

173. Ruby - January 28, 2007

no im just saying….the way he talks back to magnet chick is so hott and pure genius. i admire smart guys. …i find knowledge to be very sexy.

174. Amy - January 28, 2007

Whoever said Dave has no dick. I second that! He has no real balls to face reality and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have the guts to fight / argue in public .

175. April - January 28, 2007

I don’t think Dave picked an easy target, I think he just talks too much that MagnetChick got so lazy to even fight back. Either that or she is plain dumb.

176. HN - January 28, 2007

Oohh…..i’m pretty sure Niels is really enjoyng this..orrr he jsz got tired from reading that he made a new blog….i say everyone to the new blog?

177. June - January 28, 2007

Can we get back on the topic of “Lauren has been busy”

178. Liza - January 28, 2007

Nobody gives a shit about Lauren, she’s just some crazy ass stalker of Niels who needs to find something else better to do then to stalk him. I mean Niels is very hott and i would rape him but besides that point, I dont see what Niels sees in her….

179. A - January 28, 2007

nah.. I think the Dave vs. Superchik is more entertaing than “Lauren has been busy”

180. someone - January 28, 2007

leave niels alone…he might think its entertaining that he has a stalker…..

181. someone # 2 - January 28, 2007

Why is Niel a dating coach? He has trouble approaching girls and getting there attention hence the fact that he was featured on Beauty & the Geek…..

182. someone # 5 - January 28, 2007

The only reason why Niels got so famous is because OF THE FACT he was featured on Beauty & the Geek. I wonder if he never got on it…will he still be seen as this “hott geek”?

183. someone # 4 - January 28, 2007

what happen to someone # 3? can u ppl count…..it goes from 1 , 2 then 5. four will be taken by me!!!!!

184. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

Well, its a waste of time to argue with Dave since all he wants is to prove himself correct. But this blog IS getting boring….so Dave come back lets argue some more!

185. Ruby - January 28, 2007

around this time yesterday the blog only had like 70 comments now its about to reach 200…..amazing.

186. A - January 28, 2007

LOL I agrue with MagnetChick.

187. Ruby - January 28, 2007

hey ….i jsz scrolled back up to see how this whole thing even started….and it started with dave insulting lauren saying she is crossing the line then comes along magnet chick saying shes obsessed over niels and dave attacked magnetchick with fierce. ROAR!! hahaha. i applaud.

188. LOL - January 28, 2007

Yeah, Dave is just attacking everyone….i wonder who his next target it…

189. Joe - January 28, 2007

NIELS I THINK YOU SHOULD COMMENT ON THIS BLOG! TELL US OUR OPINION ON THIS…i would love to hear it. I propose you write a blog about this…….

190. A - January 28, 2007

Um.. maybe Dave is trying to start another agument on the (Ask Niels: I’m scared to talk to a stranger) blog.. (people probably should move to the next blog since Niels will be posting new entires.)

191. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Oh about the setting MagnetChick bra on fire…..how do you know its a she and not a he. hahah. people can hide their identities like crazy online…..and who knows…..dave might be a hott guy.

192. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

Typical Dave….always picking on a new prey. I agree I think we should abandon this blog…

193. HN - January 28, 2007

I just notice between the conversation of MagnetChick & Dave. Dave avoids things that MagnetChick proved him wrong of….

example
Dave : we don’t know it’s a fake tattoo.
MagnetChick: How can you NOT know? …please stop being dumb. Even a five years old can tell it’s fake.

after that Dave didnt respond to that tattoo comment. so i guess we can give magnetchick one point for that.

194. P - January 28, 2007

Lets have a vote…..

Who is one Dave side and who is on magnet chick side?
who agrees with Dave and thinks MagnetChick is a fake
and who agrees with MagnetChick that Dave is cocky and that he ALWAYS has to be right?

for Dave type …D
for magnetchick type M

195. Amy - January 28, 2007

M

196. Lisa - January 28, 2007

D

197. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

m

198. A - January 28, 2007

People.. let’s defend for “urcute” on the Ask Niels blog.. We have already confirmed.. that MagnetChick won this round!

199. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Have we? I cast a vote for D.

200. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Me too. A vote for D.

201. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Dave doesn’t *always* have to be right.

The problem is that MagnetChick was simply wrong.

Iinstead of working things out logically, some people around here decided to attack Dave, quite pathetically I might add. This is what they refer to as “ad hominem”.

202. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Dear Ruby,

For all we know, you’ve seen MagnetChick on DatelineNBC as one of those creepy pedophiles who talks to teens online and ends up getting jumped by cops at the end of the segment.

Bottomline - MagnetChick is one repulsive freak.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

203. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

no i think we’re all attacking magnetchick and simply defending dave.

204. Ruby - January 28, 2007

is that really dave or an anonymous trying to pretend to be dave….

205. Senator Hillary Clinton - January 28, 2007

Dear P,

When does your poll end?

Sincerely,

“Dave”

206. Yea - January 28, 2007

M

207. Junkie Lindsay Lohan - January 28, 2007

Dear Ruby,

I don’t know. You tell me.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

208. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Dave, why are you repeatingly changing your name….I’m confused who which one is the real you.

209. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

M!

210. Fake Dave - January 28, 2007

Dear MagnetChick,

I’m sorry, but I don’t speak skank.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

211. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Oh wow this blog has reach over 200. amazing =). dave i find ur intelligent to be very sexy

212. Governor Jeb Bush - January 28, 2007

I think Frisco voted twice. Where’s Katherine Harris?

213. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Anyone know any Blon… I mean, MagnetChick jokes?

214. Tina - January 28, 2007

Obviously M for her being a victim of the situation.

215. Teri Hatcher - January 28, 2007

D

216. ada - January 28, 2007

i bet most of the anonymous is dave pretending to be more than one person…

i vote for M

217. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Anyone else thinks Dave is an asshole?

218. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

No.. I never defended for Dave. You could tell from the earlier comments that I criticized him. I forgot the entry number and I dont care to look for it.

219. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Dear Tina,

I think M is more than just a victim of the situation… she’s a victim of her mother’s drinking during pregnancy. I would also say she’s a victim of gravity because she’s obviously been dropped a few times as a baby…

Sincerely,

“Dave”

220. Ruby - January 28, 2007

I don’t think Dave is an asshole at all…….i think his intelligence towards Magnetchick is soooooo hott. dont u agree with me dave?

221. Yoda - January 28, 2007

Anyone else think Anonymous is proof that a sense of humor God has? Hmmmmm?

222. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Dear Friscobebe,

Shouldn’t your name really be CriscoBebe because you’re a fat hog?

Sincerely

Ruby

223. Ruby - January 28, 2007

what the hell……i never wrote that up there.

224. Ruby - January 28, 2007

i bet its dave using my name ….so that he wouldnt look like hes picking on someone. hence the structure of his sentences.

225. Ruby - January 28, 2007

its okay i still think ure hott dave!

226. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Ruby = MagnetChick.

227. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

Ruby. Dave is the king of jerks. What kind of person with morals would insult other people’s mom? I don’t care if he even goes to Harvard. Being smart with no sense of respect or “class” doesn’t deserve to be appraised for.

228. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Criscobebe - Let me appraise you for a second; you aren’t worth the cheap prophylactic your dad put on the night you were concieved. Because of your very existence, it could be said that it was even cheaper than your mom.

229. desiray. - January 28, 2007

This is crazy.

230. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Don’t you mean crazay?

231. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

Ruby, Hunnie, my parents taught me better to not degrade other people to such low standards. In case if you noticed, Dave didn’t bother to leave his contact info for you, WHICH also implies that you’re not so significant after all. Do you even comprehend some of the disturbing messages Dave leaves? Uhh.. I’m sure you don’t because if you use your brain cells and try to reverse the situation as MagnetChik, I’m sure you’ll find him disturbing as well!

232. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Crisco - don’t you have to know who your parents are first, in order for them to teach you anything?

233. Ruby - January 28, 2007

who accused me of being magnetchick? wth…..
eh friscobebe, i was only teasing. i spoke in sarcasm….

234. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Whoa. Sounds like a catfight… Ruby vs. Crisco.

Rawwwr.

235. Ruby - January 28, 2007

no…i stand by friscobebe

236. Ruby - January 28, 2007

as we can see……Dave stoop down to the lower level.

237. Tina - January 28, 2007

Ruby..so exactly who are you defending?

238. Ada - January 28, 2007

this is confusing.. so who is ruby siding wit?

239. Ruby - January 28, 2007

I have no practicular interest in this ..its just funny how one simple blog got turned into a huge meow fight

240. Amy - January 28, 2007

Wow………this might just become 300.

241. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

242. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

^ Right, pay attention to Dave. He wants attention you guys. Saying I’m posing as a CAP student when obviously he’s been posing as everyone else…..

243. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

^ I mean CAPS student. Posting as a CAPS student. A HOTT CAPS student.

244. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

who the hell do you think you people are, using the word “hott”? Paris Hilton?

If you want fame, go make a videotape or something.

245. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

^ Sorry. I need to go get my pessary changed.

246. Jackie - January 28, 2007

um….hott is just a word. technically paris hilton did not came up with it. you’re stupid……

247. The Real MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

Dave gave up on arguing with me….so he had to pose using my name…..what joy!

248. Dave - January 28, 2007

Dear Everyone,

I apologize for my stupid acting. I’m a low life guy with no friends. I swear I’m smarter then everyone. So stop trying to argue with me. You will lose.

Sincerely,

“Dave”

249. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

The Real MagnetChick? Is that like “The Real Ghostbusters”?

250. friscobebe - January 28, 2007

I think Dave is trying to ask people to beat him up…

251. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Wow. That actually sounds like Dave.
I must say, Dave would be proud.

The scary thing however is that you’re going to actually sound like you have a grasp of the English language in your “Dave” impersonations…

252. Tina - January 28, 2007

I agree with friscobebe. He’s nothing more but an immature “grownup”

253. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Crisco - you can’t beat up what isn’t there.

254. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I agree with Tina. Friscobebe is a whore.

255. Tina - January 28, 2007

Tina never said Friscobebe was a whore.

I think that was Dave.

Oh look at how he is tryng to turn us against each other….

256. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

I agree with Friscobebe. Tina is a whore.

257. Quagmire - January 28, 2007

Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy Goo

258. Q - January 28, 2007

DAVE IS STUPIDDDDDDDDD.

LETS GO CUT OFF HIS DICK

259. R - January 28, 2007

You wouldn’t know your dick from your mom’s dick.

260. S - January 28, 2007

I agree with R. I would also like to point out that Q is not anatomically correct.

261. Hank Hill - January 28, 2007

That Q ain’t right.

262. Dale Gribble - January 28, 2007

Ey yup.

263. S - January 28, 2007

You wouldn’t know father’s vagina from your mom’s vagina

264. U - January 28, 2007

S wouldn’t know his own vagina from a horse’s ass.

265. V - January 28, 2007

I hear that Q and S’s family tree’s don’t fork.

266. T - January 28, 2007

someone missed T! haha.

U wouldn’t know his ass from a donkey’s face.

267. T - January 28, 2007

An ass is a donkey. Your point being?

268. W - January 28, 2007

you fuckers messed up the alphabet.

But let me say something;

Dave doesn’t want anyone to see that he trash talk so he impersonate as other names.
Oh …now we know that Dave isn’t so great and that he can stoop down to MagnetChick’s level.

As they say “get on my level hoe”

269. desiray. - January 28, 2007

lol.

270. T - January 28, 2007

i said ass to donkeys face not ass to donkeys ass. …stupid idiot

271. X - January 28, 2007

W - does that mean that at one point, we did think Dave was so great, before he stooped to everyone else’s level?

And where exactly was MagnetChick’s level in the first place?

272. T - January 28, 2007

Another name for a donkey is “ass”, jackass.

273. C - January 28, 2007

Where is Dave anyway?

I’ve noticed that other people (like MagnetChick) are obviously trying to get him to post in the other blog entries…

Why is that?

274. gotrice? - January 28, 2007

i wish i was like dave.
everybody knows dave.
nobody knows me. :(

275. gotrice? - January 28, 2007

Who the fuck would want to be “W” anyway?

276. Ruby - January 28, 2007

LMAO @ gotrice.

277. Parker - January 28, 2007

That tattoo is sooo fake. I think the unakorn on the shirt is kewl beans though.

278. gotrice? - January 28, 2007

We may have fucked up the alphabet but it pales in comparison to what you did to Iraq…

279. the real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

dave, get a life. not someone elses. stop pretending to be other ppl.

280. the real real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

Who’s pretending? I’m gotrice?

281. the real real real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

wahhh… wahhh… they won’t stop pretending to be me!

282. the real real real real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

don’t get your panties in a bunch, you little crybaby.

283. the real real real real real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

please get a life. I’m begging you.

284. the real real real real real real gotrice? - January 28, 2007

would you like some cheese with your whine?

285. Barney - January 28, 2007

Can’t we all just get along?

286. HN - January 28, 2007

This blog is getting boring.

287. cher - January 28, 2007

Where is Dave & MagnetChick, they need to come back and entertain us.

288. dave - January 28, 2007

im a fucken retarded that wants to get laid but cant get ne ass cuz im a fucken asshole. but wait. im gay so i dont need ne gurl i want some dick!!

289. ada - January 28, 2007

this blog is gonna be up the 300.

just 10 more comments to go haha

290. asdf - January 28, 2007

Dave will always be here because there’s no shortage of imitators. I’m sure he’s thanking you all for the immortality.

291. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Damn. He did get us didn’t he?

Well played.

292. Friscobebe - January 28, 2007

Well played.

293. MagnetChick - January 28, 2007

Well played?

294. gotrice? - January 28, 2007

Well played.

295. A - January 28, 2007

Well played!

296. Ruby - January 28, 2007

Well played.

297. Tina - January 28, 2007

Well played

298. Jennifer - January 28, 2007

Well played.

299. Kimberly - January 28, 2007

Well played

300. Kimmie Meissner - January 28, 2007

Well played.

301. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Hey KiddO! please do keep talking to yourself beause your excessive comments will increase Niels’ fame and show how sad your life has turned to. ;)

302. Anonymous - January 28, 2007

Will it?

http://www.google.com/technology/

You don’t know how Google PageRank works… but that goes without saying.

303. urcute - January 28, 2007

ur cute!

304. Shelby - January 28, 2007

Poor Niels. His site has turned into a forum… and not a very good one.

305. me - February 13, 2007

i like niels.. just a bit… i’d rather be his friend! unlike all u other hoes who just wanna sleep with him

306. Kelly - February 15, 2007

wow.
obsession much?

307. Shannon - February 19, 2007

woozens…kind of weird.

308. Kathy - February 21, 2007

it’s a little crazy, that people have absolutely so much time on their hands that they are fighting in someone’s blog, and being really immature… :(

309. Anonymous - February 26, 2007

i agree shelby…hahah this pg has turned out to be a forum…i wonder if niels stopped reading it or even bothered to read it in the first place

310. Niels - February 26, 2007

I try to keep up, but it’s tough…

311. hi - March 6, 2007

lauren’s hot ^_^

312. hi - March 6, 2007

lauren’s very hot ^_^

313. Babe - March 9, 2007

Lauren is NOT hott.

314. hi - March 13, 2007

dont be jealous. she is damn fine.

315. actives - March 24, 2007

I’d hit it.

316. desiray. - March 24, 2007

oh my word!

there are a lot of comments here.

317. hi - March 26, 2007

yea, me too, active.

318. Another fan. - March 31, 2007

To #305…
You’re obviously the ho around here.
You wouldn’t just go after someone to make “friends”.
Nobody said they wanted to sleep with Niels. I don’t see anyone hinting that either.

Stop the drama. Dave and MagnetChick have already stirred up too much!

319. Niels - May 1, 2007

this is niels.

i am reallly tacky and I WANT THAT SHIRT.

320. niels geneste - May 1, 2007

LOVE IT

321. Christina - August 8, 2007

I guess I’m not the only one who has an impossible crush on Niels, lol.

322. Alan - September 27, 2007

Niels is hot outta his shirt!

323. trishia - October 29, 2007

hey… isn’t that “tattoo” thing from rockyou.com or something??? its fake, people…

wow niels! you have a “stalker” now….

324. trishia - October 29, 2007

so that girl’s lauren???