Nipple rings hurt when they get ripped out August 19, 2006
Posted by Niels in : Personal , trackbackIt has come to my attention that this blog is number 63 out of 5,270,000 results in a Google search for “nipple ring”. I don’t know how that happened. This blog is not about nipple rings. That said, I feel I owe a story to those unfortunate readers who arrived here assuming otherwise.
I had a male friend in college with both nipples pierced. I was always squeamish about piercings. I imagine myself fast asleep, getting a nipple ring caught in the sheet, and then rolling over. Owww…
But my friend would just laugh and tug on his. They were in there pretty solid. Not going anywhere. Until one day, when he was playing volleyball, went up to block, and got one of them stuck in the net. He jumped with two nipple rings, but landed with one. I should emphasize that this is no urban legend, word-of-mouth, friend of a friend story. I saw the bloody stump. It was a week later, after my friend finally reemerged from his room after seven days of continuous drinking. But it was not pretty. (You know how snakes’ tongues are forked?…)
And that is why I will never get a piercing. That’s not the story that made me throw up from laughing, though. For that, you’ve gotta ask me in person.
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